August 10, 2018

It's the first annual HEATWAVE DRAFT on subhumancast! Pick your players and GO, GO, GO!


Episode 11: Willennium Bangers

July 7, 2018

It's July 4th, or rather, it WAS July 4th recently! Naturally, that means it's time to DEFINITIVELY rate the best July 4 weekend blockbusters of all time! 


Episode 10: Live Episodes SLAP

May 29, 2018

It's a known fact that live episodes slap, which means THIS episode slaps, because Canaan and Joe recorded it face 2 face at the same desk! Spoilers within for Solo: A Star Wars Story, which is impossible to spoil since it takes place in the past but whatever. Also, we rate actors who played multiple comic book movie characters, which also slaps. 


Episode 09: Hey, Kid!

May 23, 2018

Welcome to New York, kid! You're gonna be a STAR! Now alls I need you to do is stand here, hand out these newspapers, and listen to Canaan and Joe talk about the Infinity Wars, the GOD of Wars, and everything in between. Got it, kid?! 


Episode 08: If You Can Read This My Best Friend Fell Off

April 25, 2018

Canaan and Joe have a veritable FEAST for you in the latest subhumancast, including a very Japanese game talk, some high-flyin' airplane movies, and a game in which Joe attempts to use his age-addled mind to recall what the hell happens in all the Marvel movies. 

Suggested talking points: Theodore Radley


Episode 07: It’s a No Cop

March 23, 2018

You gonna cop this episode or what? Marvel as Canaan and Joe talk about freshly-released games like Ni no Kuni II, play a round of Yo-Kai WHAT, go hard on Dragon Ball Z sneakers, and try to answer the age-old question: What's Good?


Episode 06: The REAL Oscars (Don’t Watch the Oscars)

March 2, 2018

Oh, sorry, were you planning on watching the Oscars this Sunday. Ahem... FUHGEDDABOUTIT! Listen to the real winners straight from the mouths of Canaan, Joe, and Capsule Reviewer! 


Minizoid 01: LIVE in Asheville!

January 29, 2018

You read that right, Canaan and Joe are LIVE with the first ever Bortlescast, filled with both hope and defeat. Zoid 'em up, flip 'em up, shake it up, zoid it up, etc.

Also, here's the pic in question:


Episode 05: Lap It Up - The Last Jedi Spoilercast

January 26, 2018

Have YOU seen Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi? Because Canaan and Joe have, and they can PROVE it. That's right: Buckle in, because the boys are back in town with a no-spoilers-barred talk about the latest spaceship movie which totally didn't come out over a month ago!  


Episode 04: Thrill Penguin

January 10, 2018

The boys are back in town! It's 2018 and both Canaan and Joe somehow managed to survive a truly chilling Bomb Cyclone. How'd they do it? By consuming meedja, of course! Get yourself nice and cozy for this one, as we talk the best entertainment for the cold days, what we've been jammin', and more.